Large Kat May 15, 2008 at 3:07pm Reply
Well Gentlemen,Nice Wednesday night, if I do say so myself. Some of us had a better night than others, but all in all I believe we all had a pretty good time. Big ups to Mungerman and Heez for taking over VIP in XS. Big move! Bitches were eying us from every direction.
If you want the short story scroll to the bottom.I case you were not informed, the night really hit a climax after the club let out. I found myself surrounded in XS with absolutely no one I came with (Thanks for leaving me, sans Seth bc he told me his plans), so i did what any of us would do, found some friends and mingled. After a brief stint at Grog I made my way to the let out of XS/GC. This is where i found my bro and rut. The three of us were walking ahead of the girls my bro and eric had with them until we heard some screaming and shouting. These two guys were yelling and screaming at, what Eric calls them, females. Eric promptly told these guys to chill out and get on their way. These guys were looking for trouble! They told us that they would beat all the bitches ass that were with us. Next thing I know I'm getting grazed by a left hook. During this grazing I see Eric hits the guy as hard as he could and then I do the same. Its like sombody rang the bell because after that guy threw that punch it was gametime! I figured this gentleman had just been hit by two hay makers and probably doesn't know where he is. This is when i make my move to the friend. The friend apparently saw me coming and connected with a solid right. Its like a light went off in my head that told me to tighten up, so I remembered my training at the Unified Training Center and went into defense. I grabbed his shirt a ducked another right, thats when it happened. I connected with, probably the best punch I have ever thrown, an uppercut on the button. This guy falls, and as he is falling he grabs my shirt and in my drunken state I also fall like a ton of bricks. Thats when my brothers friend jose hits the guy to get him off me and I hit him once more for good measure. I get up to go check on my brother and the first guy. This first guy had to be 6'6, 6'7 about 240. The other guy was one of those short guys that was kinda fat and muscular. You know, the one that walks like he cant straighten his arms all the way. Well, the tall guy, who was sporting all golds on the bottom row of his teeth, did not know that my brother was he-man, which was bad news for him. My brother i was tossing this guy into the big street sign punching him several times. He the throws this guy into the street and like i did with his friend give him one more punch for good measure. Then I had a moment of clarity. I knew with all the girls screaming and my brother tossing this guy into the street the cops were going to come soon. We need to leave and FAST! We leave with bloodied up shirts and swollen hands, but it was all ok because as gentlemen we know that you do not put you hands on females. The girl that these guys were arguing with is bruised up today from these two fagots.After this incredible encounter I really like we should start a fight club. I have never felt an adrenaline rush like that. I will even make it a point to lose major weight to get into Seth's light heavyweight division at 205 lbs.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
BEEdrick
Marlo Swag May 14, 2008 at 1:00pm
oh, btw im going out tonight. got to find a new squeeze. remember that movie how to lose a guy in ten days? well i think this girl was playing how to lose a guy in 10 hours.
i almost strangled her. almost. but like seriously she makes us walk all the way back to her apt at the courtyards. then she does stupid shit for like 2 hours like trying to find her ipod or trying to fix her internet. im like, "whats the deal" and shes like "okay chill". so the whole thing starts and then she goes "i have a surprise for you". im thinking good-- i like surprises--but no, no such luck. she says "let me sip on my water" --cool. then she comes into to kiss--also cool. then she spits her water into my mouth but it was actually just rum--not cool.
then she decides to wake up at like 7am and do more stupid shit. no-- extremely stupid shit. i can never talk to her again. too bad. i really thought i had something special.
oh, btw im going out tonight. got to find a new squeeze. remember that movie how to lose a guy in ten days? well i think this girl was playing how to lose a guy in 10 hours.
i almost strangled her. almost. but like seriously she makes us walk all the way back to her apt at the courtyards. then she does stupid shit for like 2 hours like trying to find her ipod or trying to fix her internet. im like, "whats the deal" and shes like "okay chill". so the whole thing starts and then she goes "i have a surprise for you". im thinking good-- i like surprises--but no, no such luck. she says "let me sip on my water" --cool. then she comes into to kiss--also cool. then she spits her water into my mouth but it was actually just rum--not cool.
then she decides to wake up at like 7am and do more stupid shit. no-- extremely stupid shit. i can never talk to her again. too bad. i really thought i had something special.
Tank is 21
Tank Rabbit May 4, 2008 at 9:45am Reply
So Friday was a night of firsts for me:
1) 21 years old, drinking legally
2) Standing on the top of a high table in the back room of gator city with my arms raised high yelling to everyone its my birthday
3) Realizing I'm on a road that I have no idea how I got there and still don't
4) Testing random cars to see if they were unlocked on that same road
5) Finding an unlocked shitty ass Mercury and passing out in the back seat
So Friday was a night of firsts for me:
1) 21 years old, drinking legally
2) Standing on the top of a high table in the back room of gator city with my arms raised high yelling to everyone its my birthday
3) Realizing I'm on a road that I have no idea how I got there and still don't
4) Testing random cars to see if they were unlocked on that same road
5) Finding an unlocked shitty ass Mercury and passing out in the back seat
Beachside
hE.Z March 10, 2008 at 3:58am Reply
what do you mean, just for tyler? obv that bitch had us watch that special on SC like 4 times. my fav part was when bobby b. said, "me and jeffy went down to piehooka to recruit number 23 and i'll be darned if they wasn't chasin' down bunny rabbits." I don't actually think he said that but since we were listening to it on mute and having a dance party to Carter that was my interpretation. fuck it...back to drinking tequila rose. oh shit...mark is naked ninja-ing the hoochies again...this time with rod weezwer's hatori honso blade in hand (out of sheath, mind you)...big dawg shane drain kicked matty-g'sass in wrestling almost as bad as I owned marlo and shititski at dinner over the meaning of the confederate flag and motivations for the American Civil War...what're ya gonna do?
what do you mean, just for tyler? obv that bitch had us watch that special on SC like 4 times. my fav part was when bobby b. said, "me and jeffy went down to piehooka to recruit number 23 and i'll be darned if they wasn't chasin' down bunny rabbits." I don't actually think he said that but since we were listening to it on mute and having a dance party to Carter that was my interpretation. fuck it...back to drinking tequila rose. oh shit...mark is naked ninja-ing the hoochies again...this time with rod weezwer's hatori honso blade in hand (out of sheath, mind you)...big dawg shane drain kicked matty-g'sass in wrestling almost as bad as I owned marlo and shititski at dinner over the meaning of the confederate flag and motivations for the American Civil War...what're ya gonna do?
Beach Bar
hE.Z. March 9, 2008 at 3:01am Reply
we got in a little scuffle tonight at Panama Hattie's. I don't think those swine appreciated my "Lil' Wayne Is My Homeboy" T-shirt or my #5 North Carolina Tar Heel Jersey. Things really went awry once i put the jersey on over my hoody and stood up on the bar preaching that Coach K was a bigot and divulged into a rabid "U-N-C, U-N-C!" chant...Asked a Duke alum if she lived in Sea Colony. When she answered no, asked if she would like to. Her boyfriend Christian Laettner didn't appreciate my clemency. what are you gonna do? Strange sentiments on this windy Sunday morning in San Augusto
we got in a little scuffle tonight at Panama Hattie's. I don't think those swine appreciated my "Lil' Wayne Is My Homeboy" T-shirt or my #5 North Carolina Tar Heel Jersey. Things really went awry once i put the jersey on over my hoody and stood up on the bar preaching that Coach K was a bigot and divulged into a rabid "U-N-C, U-N-C!" chant...Asked a Duke alum if she lived in Sea Colony. When she answered no, asked if she would like to. Her boyfriend Christian Laettner didn't appreciate my clemency. what are you gonna do? Strange sentiments on this windy Sunday morning in San Augusto
Titty Tapping?
who's the pussy pouncing titty tapping motherfuckerest of them all? yes that is me. fo sho'
Recapitulation of last night....First off, M-F-er is a fucking joke. I think we can all agree on that. No disrespect towards the man... I think it's his gimmick. But no one opens sets like me. Even with M-f-er pulling what is now called a "M-Fe-r", I was still all about those titties. If not for a conflict of interests at the end of the night, that blonde bombshell with fly boobies would have been sent to sex heaven, aka "fifth floor towers". Z Cee knows what I'm talking about.
Second. Tank, in order to get out of our Hillary Clinton bet, which he still might win, drank one half of a cup which I used to ash my cigarette in and spit and the dead cigarette was in there. It was the second most gross thing I have even seen drank from a cup. And I think it turned Seth on....
Recapitulation of last night....First off, M-F-er is a fucking joke. I think we can all agree on that. No disrespect towards the man... I think it's his gimmick. But no one opens sets like me. Even with M-f-er pulling what is now called a "M-Fe-r", I was still all about those titties. If not for a conflict of interests at the end of the night, that blonde bombshell with fly boobies would have been sent to sex heaven, aka "fifth floor towers". Z Cee knows what I'm talking about.
Second. Tank, in order to get out of our Hillary Clinton bet, which he still might win, drank one half of a cup which I used to ash my cigarette in and spit and the dead cigarette was in there. It was the second most gross thing I have even seen drank from a cup. And I think it turned Seth on....
Recap
Tyler Tebow December 30, 2007 at 12:08pm
3:45am- Scoop DannyD from Publix
4:00am- Break into Weezer's house and have 20 min convo with Seth and Nell while DannyD flashes his iphone for illumination
4:15am- phone call between DannyD and mystery person where he uses lines such as, "I hope the fruitfulness of our flirtation will be fruitful", and "you are lucky because I could have been far more carnivores"
4:25- Daily's to pick up snuff
4:30- Halo
3:45am- Scoop DannyD from Publix
4:00am- Break into Weezer's house and have 20 min convo with Seth and Nell while DannyD flashes his iphone for illumination
4:15am- phone call between DannyD and mystery person where he uses lines such as, "I hope the fruitfulness of our flirtation will be fruitful", and "you are lucky because I could have been far more carnivores"
4:25- Daily's to pick up snuff
4:30- Halo
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